Need Some Help?

I've changed things around a few times over the last 7 years so if you're here it's my fault and I'll do my best to help out. If that doesn't work, you can email me at and I'll do my best to sort you.

My Downloads No Longer Work

If you tried to click a link in your email and ended up here because of that that's because I no longer use the download app that sent that email. There are reasons for this but first: to get your stuff just go here and enter your email and I'll send you some expiring download links. This isn't a newsletter signup!

If you want to know why I've changed things around it's because every platform I've used is crap so I decided to roll my own... that's this site.

I Don't See X in My Orders

This could be for a variety of reasons but here are the top ones:

  • Be sure to use the same email address as the order you made
  • Casing matters, unfortunately so if you have to be sure to match it (it's a Firebase thing)
  • I have had some data "weirdness" over the years - meaning that an order should have been reconciled but wasn't. I can get that sorted quickly for you and you can email me ( and I should get to it within a few hours.

Can I Buy X For a Friend?

I'm working on that too. Right now my cart system doesn't support gift but I think I have a way of working around that - I just need to find the time to do it.